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50sand60smusic:

The Mamas & the Papas - California Dreamin’

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When you’re high as fuck and your parents walk in

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The noctuid moth Ascalapha odorata bears the common name “Black Witch”. It is considered an omen of death in Mexican and Caribbean folklore. In Mexico, it is known as “Mariposa de la muerte”.

fetuse:

The noctuid moth Ascalapha odorata bears the common name “Black Witch”. It is considered an omen of death in Mexican and Caribbean folklore. In Mexico, it is known as “Mariposa de la muerte”.


"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."
- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974

"The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one’s enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness."

- Pagan Paediatrics, Dr. S. Blacklord, 1974